me during ***flawless remix when my mom is in the room: gosh darn gosh darn gosh darn!
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”
We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)
doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape
me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha
doctor: you’re going to die
omg that was beautiful
I just had an orgasm
you think i had time to watch 79 minutes of that dry ass sex tape? she aint even have booty shots yet. her head game was awful and she was fucking brandy’s brother. nigga was lookin in the camera like he knew kanye was gone see it one day. weird as fuck. so yeah anyway i watched the whole thing.
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED